Y2K

A low-cost alternative to computer upgrades that has been identified. This solution also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) problem.
All computers will be removed from desktops by Jan. 1, 1999, and each employee will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:

No Y2K problems.
No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
No more wasted time reading and writing emails.