the queens legs story
one day there was a man standing outside a pub and a man said to the man standing outside the pub"what are you doing?"and the man said"trying to think of a name for this pub." and the other man said"why not the queens legs?""alright then"said the man
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my wacko story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one day i was in brooklyn new york and i went for a walk in below zero weather and guess what i was sleep walking the next minute i was in a bums cart and when i woke up me and him decided to rob a liquor store and we sat and song old motown songs bu
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fake story
one day i was washin clothes and someone stuck my head in the washer because i had lice and for some reason i never got pimples again and i started to find ten dollar bills everytime i washed.
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This is "honestly" a true story...
Have you ever gone to watch a movie in the middle of the afternoon on a week day? after hearing this you might...
I usually catch the train home from Newmarket(Auckland) everyday after work, but on this particular day I didn't have to, I was gonna
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the police man
one day a man was driving along with his son
then the father was speeding and got pulled over
by the police man and the police man sed"ill pick up
the ticket at your place"and the father givs down the adderess and then the father says"u brasted"
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Typical Maori
There was a english man, a jamacian man, a scottish man and a maori man all standing on the edge of a cliff.
The jamacian man grabs a bottle of rum and throws it over the cliff and says "theres heaps of that in our country".
The scottish man grabs
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my little green man
once their was a little girl. her mother was going out for the weekend so she hired a babysitter. the babysitter had to go to rugby so little girl said "i want to play rugby with you", the babysitter said "no", so little girl said "i'll tell my mummy
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Making a cake
There is a little girl and her mother and father.
(night time)
The girl drifted off in a short little sleep and was awoken by some strange loud noises.
She went down stairs and into the kitchen, there was her mum and dad.
"What are you doing" ask
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Never mess with a maori man!!!
(There is a Chinese and a maori man)
The maori man walked into a bar and asked the chinese man if he could have a bottle of coke.
The chinese man handed him a bottle of coke
"This dosn't taste like coke" replied the maori man
(Chinese man)
Me ch
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POOH GOES MAD
You may or may not be a big fan of the Pooh Bear stories, if you are this
is quite horrific, if not is still quite horrific. For a gruesome way to
brighten up your day and put a whole new perspective on things read on,
otherwise use the delete key
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Little Red Riding Hood in the 1990's
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on
the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that
would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time
to study them.
Red Riding
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Spooky Stories
>Date: 14 September 1998 10:21
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>On a Sunday evening, a young woman drove herself to a meeting she had up
>north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on gas and
>didn't know where the next gas station was.
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>Just as she t
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Old Archive 3
Three men are at the local races and are wondering what number horse to bet on.
While thinking about what to do, one man suggests that they all go to the loo
and measure the size of their dicks, add the sizes together and that would be
the numb
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Old Archive 2
Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation, so he
goes to his local brothel. He enters and finds the maddame. As it's the
busiest time of the day, there is only one girl left, who is chineese and
doesn't know a word
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Old Archive 1
Rude And Sick Jokes
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Q: What do women and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both squirm when you eat them.
Q: Whats 69 and 69?
A:
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Stories Archive 3
Smart Parrot
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home.
She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as
much work as a dog and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and
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Stories Archive 2
The Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9 Iron" The man
looks aroun
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Stories Archive 1
There are many transmission lines that crisscross Connecticut.
These are held up by Transmission Towers of various constructions.
Those most commonly installed near urban areas are called "metal
Ornamental Towers" (supposedly prettier than wood to
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