the queens legs story
one day there was a man standing outside a pub and a man said to the man standing outside the pub"what are you doing?"and the man said"trying to think of a name for this pub." and the other man said"why not the queens legs?""alright then"said the man
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Typical Maori
There was a english man, a jamacian man, a scottish man and a maori man all standing on the edge of a cliff.
The jamacian man grabs a bottle of rum and throws it over the cliff and says "theres heaps of that in our country".
The scottish man grabs
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Making a cake
There is a little girl and her mother and father.
(night time)
The girl drifted off in a short little sleep and was awoken by some strange loud noises.
She went down stairs and into the kitchen, there was her mum and dad.
"What are you doing" ask
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Never mess with a maori man!!!
(There is a Chinese and a maori man)
The maori man walked into a bar and asked the chinese man if he could have a bottle of coke.
The chinese man handed him a bottle of coke
"This dosn't taste like coke" replied the maori man
(Chinese man)
Me ch
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Little Red Riding Hood in the 1990's
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on
the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that
would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time
to study them.
Red Riding
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Spooky Stories
>Date: 14 September 1998 10:21
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>On a Sunday evening, a young woman drove herself to a meeting she had up
>north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on gas and
>didn't know where the next gas station was.
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>Just as she t
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Old Archive 1
Rude And Sick Jokes
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Q: What do women and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both squirm when you eat them.
Q: Whats 69 and 69?
A:
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Stories Archive 2
The Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9 Iron" The man
looks aroun
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