Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck. Thank you.
42 WAYS TO AMUSE YOURSELF IN UNIVERSITY LECTURES (OR ANY LECTURES FOR
THAT MATTER) As printed in the University of Otago Rag: CRITIC.
1. Slingshot + Box of giant jaffas = FUN!
2. Take a crate of Speights (MUST BE SPEIGHTS) and a portable tell
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The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees,