SPEAKING PROBLEM
a man goes shoping but he has a speaking problem. He sees a clock shop walks in the shop and sais can i have c cock please,the man sais we dont do cocks but we do clocks,ok ill have one of them please. Walking down the street a bit more sees a sweet
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joke of the day
what do you call a man with a car on his head?? jack!
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a boring joke
there was a irishman a scottishman and a kiwi they were all flyin in a plane when the irishmen threw an apple out the door and the others said wot u do that for and he said i felt like it then the scottish man threw an orange out da door and they sai
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Blondes!
How many blondes does it take to put a lightbulb in?
Two one to put the lightbulb in and one to turn the house
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3 men
an irish m, a chineese man and a indian man were standing with a apple on their heads waiting to be shop for murder. the irish man was first. he tried o get out of it by shouting "avilanche" in the confushion, he got away. the chineese man was next,
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Lesbien
What do u call a lesbien dinosaur
Lick-a-lot-a-puss lickalotapuss
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What do u call
What do u call a gay dinasour
A mega-sore-arse megasorearse
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ice age
Q:Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road A:Because roads weren't invented yet
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cannibal
What do cannibals do after they dump their girlfriends? wipe their arses
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Why?
Q:WHY DID THE POSSUM CROSS THE ROAD
A:TO SEE HIS FLATMATES
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goldfish
there were two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
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being rude without knowinng it.
Next time your at the table instead of saying knife and fork, say fork and knife.Say nispey heaps of times really fast. Say gienafa really fast over and over. Say quefa over and over really fast.Say iced ink really fast over and over. Spell i cup.Say
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questions for the day
If wool shrinks in the wash then why doesn't a sheep shrink in the rain?
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why dont you ???
Why dont you put your hand in a jar fill of jellybeans???
Because the black one will steal your watch
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Short Ones Archive 1
Q. Whats the ultimate in rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, your hand falls asleep.
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Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've got two cocks and the one on the right is
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Short Ones Archive 2
how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Give it a blowjob
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Have you tripped over any trees lately? No. How bout a root?
How do you like your eggs in the mor
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