Short Ones

  • what do you call a man with a car on his head?? jack!
  • How many blondes does it take to put a lightbulb in?





    Two one to put the lightbulb in and one to turn the house
  • an irish m, a chineese man and a indian man were standing with a apple on their heads waiting to be shop for murder. the irish man was first. he tried o get out of it by shouting "avilanche" in the confushion, he got away. the chineese man was next,
  • What do u call a gay dinasour

    A mega-sore-arse megasorearse
  • Q:Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road A:Because roads weren't invented yet
  • Q:WHY DID THE POSSUM CROSS THE ROAD
    A:TO SEE HIS FLATMATES
  • there were two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
  • If wool shrinks in the wash then why doesn't a sheep shrink in the rain?
 

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